Monday, October 17, 2011

Symptoms of Unemployment

Do you have any of these symptoms? If so, you might be unemployed. It's an affliction affecting a little over 4 million Americans.


  • Lower back pain: from hours spent in desk chair searching for jobs, emailing resumes, composing cover letters
  • Trouble sleeping: from fear, worry, and wondering what to do next
  • Headache: tension headaches from stress
  • Dizziness: from the speed at which life is passing you by
  • Depression: because life sucks
  • Excessive crying: because everything you're trying to do to get another job just ain't working
  • Food cravings: stress eating
  • Low self-esteem: because after awhile, it seems like all this is happening to you because you must suck

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